Person a: "I'm too shy, I don't know if I can get his number"
Person b: "dude, Tits on the Table"
go hard or go home
go big or go home
Person b: "dude, Tits on the Table"
go hard or go home
go big or go home
by GrahamM February 6, 2013
Get the Tits on the Table mug.When a woman's breasts are so saggy and misshapen that they fall down like an avalanche when she takes her bra off.
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Pineapple tits are big saggy and ugly flabby tits. They are characterized by the nipple coming to a point, like the texture of a pinaepple.
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Get the Clock Tits mug.when someone of the female persuasion catches you off-guard with a surprisingly strong set of mammary glands.
Most commonly displayed on hippie/bohemian-type women (long dresses, long or unkept hair, abundance of scarves, etc) who are not normally associated with large or well-rounded breasts. When you see a woman of this description with a great set of cans, it can catch you off guard - (1) because they are great in size, circumference, and viewing (cleavage) angles, and (2) because hippie-lady types often don't wear bras, showing these goods in just about their natural (naked) state.
Most commonly displayed on hippie/bohemian-type women (long dresses, long or unkept hair, abundance of scarves, etc) who are not normally associated with large or well-rounded breasts. When you see a woman of this description with a great set of cans, it can catch you off guard - (1) because they are great in size, circumference, and viewing (cleavage) angles, and (2) because hippie-lady types often don't wear bras, showing these goods in just about their natural (naked) state.
"Your friend looked much better in person than in her pictures, like a classic case of hippie tits, since I got the impression she was too much the athletic or demure type to have great ones".
by Capt Kewl October 4, 2012
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Raging tits - state of females (not necessarily) tits in which they are neither calm nor chilly. Theory suggests that aforementioned tits may be bouncing, screaming or even fighting each other. Such tit-state is usually whitnessed during a period of a woman, usually drunk, which possesses the tits.
by Giggidy007 March 21, 2011
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