sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

Sam

Someone with the name Sam has a gargantuan cock and is the best at any game (especially fortnite)

His name is Sam

by apogaleveleve November 22, 2023

Sam (man)

The worst and annoying and definitely isn’t good enough for your cousin.

Sam (man) sucks.

by Sam(man)sucks November 22, 2022

Sam

the type of girl who always wants milk and complains about anything.You should also file a restraining order because she can become attached( also Bi)

wow she is such a sam

sam: Drinks all the milk

by BradTobyKhan December 10, 2019

Sam

Arrogant

Sam is een arrogante jongen

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Sam Qurike

someone who sucks massive knob. he enjoys it. a bit of the sucky sucky

wow look at that sam qurike

by grace lowe March 29, 2019

Sam and Cat

An unnecessary spinoff of both ICarly and Victorious. The show is not awful but continuing victorious would have been better.

Person 1: Sam and Cat was so unnecessary!
Person 2: at least it’s better than planet sheen

by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious April 10, 2022