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road wife

Road Wife (BFF) refers to a Friend/Colleague who's Ride or Die. Very close to you and knows your Deepest Secrets.
Eg 1: Michelle was Torrie's Road Wife before her Husband got her hands on her.
Eg 2: She's my Road Wife since 15 years now. We have so many memories together!
by Kgreen97 October 30, 2022
mugGet the road wifemug.

when the scot hits the road

when the scot hits the road ambulances come speeding
by we make useful shit up November 3, 2023
mugGet the when the scot hits the roadmug.

road rage

a condition in which a driver gets angry at the other driver for not driving in the way he wants to.
the person exhibiting road rage is actually the dumbfuck himself because he/she does not know that others may often find him/her as fucking annoying as fuck
road rager is a simple motherfucker with narrow pov. for example, this fucker thinks a person driving either faster or slower than him as crazy
cops should actually tiicket these mothafuckers and suspend their licenses
road rage along with inattention usually causes most of the accidents on the road
by Handleofjohnniewalker May 20, 2019
mugGet the road ragemug.

Down the road

When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).

Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!

Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
by Spergs June 25, 2023
mugGet the Down the roadmug.

why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.
person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
by dast143235 September 2, 2025
mugGet the why did the chicken cross the road?mug.

Candy Road

What gets your more hyper than candy? A Candy Road is a street with a bunch of turns to keep your hands active. These types of roads are what drifter live for.
Friend: I need a new drift spot to touge
Me: bro, I got this sweet candy road for you
by xxjoelxx October 9, 2018
mugGet the Candy Roadmug.

township road 212

lame street away from everything...its in the country...in marion township....behind birchaven
''township road 212''
by thee bitch October 21, 2009
mugGet the township road 212mug.

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