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Chat slap

To give someone a brief, pointed, reprimand via text for an "out of line" remark. The virtual equivalent to a "slap upside the head" for an inappropriate or rude comment while texting or in "chat" with someone. A "WTF were you thinking moment" where you give someone a quick "dressing down" in order to bring the conversation back onto previous path.
She deserved a chat slap for being so rude to her best friend. OR ... She gave him a chat slap when he answered her question about the homework assignment, with ribald sexting.
by Kasheega January 21, 2015
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Slapped in the sack.

Elliot's friends stuck him with the bill. He got slapped in the sack.

Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.

Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.
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that hoe slaps

that stuff is good
by kswizzleeeee July 8, 2017
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slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face
I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.
by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015
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Slap Cock

slang word referring to the game of badminton; slapping a shuttlecock over the net with paddles
Bro grab a cock and some paddles so we can play some slap cock!
by yungcart September 21, 2017
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pooter slap

a striking slap to the pooter with the hand or a blunt object.
i pooter slapped that bitch for taking my parking spot.
by closet johnson January 18, 2009
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Slapped Salami

To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.
My slapped salami is so hard right now.
by BobbyRandyRoss May 18, 2017
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