road twerking

Twerking in the middle of a road while cars pass you.

That dude is road twerking.

by SpikeBallCuckooFace November 27, 2019

Road rocket

A road rocket is when you grind your dick across a running belt sander.

Bro i'm so horny right now, I could do a road rocket on my thing.

by CockGrinder69 April 9, 2022

dirt road beer

Cheap beer for the rural folk

It’s Friday/payday, time to get in the truck and crack open some dirt road beer while listening to country music.

by BigB9 November 28, 2024

Road Challah

A travel sized piece of challah (a braided bread eaten by Jews on the sabbath) that is grabbed in a rush out the door. Road Challahs may be enjoyed by all, even goyim.

Carrying a Road Challah is the sign of a real mensch, having a little nosh throughout the day is a mitzvah.

Quick, grab a road challah! We've got to be on time for yuntif with the whole mishpacha!

by Rabbi Babushkin November 13, 2011

Old town road

When you fuck a skinny chick (below 110) and the only thing separating the two is Jesus.

When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.

by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019

Mind out the road

When some fucker gets in the way and you want them to move. Same as “get out the way” or “get out the road”

Mind out the road you silly cunt

by Serry12345 March 21, 2019

road selfie

When a speed/red light camera gets a photo of you

Ray: "you got home quick"
Ima: "yeah I was taking road selfies"

by Raykay47indahouse April 22, 2016