One direction are the perfection of this world
by Supercalefragilisticexpialidoc September 26, 2021
Get the Perfectionmug. 1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.
2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.
3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.
4) A piss that's, well, perfect.
2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.
3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.
4) A piss that's, well, perfect.
Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!
^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!
^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^
by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014
Get the Perfect Pissmug. 
Mariam Hashim. The definition of perfect is Mariam Hashim. Her smile, her eyes, everything about her is perfect.
by Husssein kadhum July 19, 2023
Get the Perfectmug. 
A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.
by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012
Get the The Perfect Crimemug.