phone

this is for my mom.

phone is an electronic device and it can NOT cause physical pain (in most cases).
so NO, my back doesn't hurt just because i sat on my phone for some time.

kid: mom, my stomach hurts a little.
mom: oh yeah no wonder it does. its all because of that damn phone.

by catnamedpat June 11, 2022

phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.

My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.

by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016

phone

a tiny device that messes up your eyesight and you stay on there for 25 hours a day

i went blind because of my phone

by That handle is already in use4 September 29, 2023

National Phone Sex Day

A day of phone sex

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?

by KonDaDon June 25, 2022

Phone card

An invitation to have sex

buy me a phone card please

by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022

all up in my phone

when someone is lookin over your shoulder , reading your shit, and lookin at your phone when there not asked to!

WHY ARE YOU ALL UP IN MY PHONE FOR?! ("Gia why you all up in my phone!"-Lyza)

by LR<3 March 12, 2018

Phone Cocktail

When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.

Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!

by sneaky1 April 3, 2009