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National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice
by Professor Oat April 12, 2017
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On April 20th, you make love to a random person, usually a complete stranger or someone you randomly find on the street
Me: Wanna fuck?
Her: Why not it's "National Fuck A random bitch day" today
by (. ) ( .) May 28, 2018
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National be a bitch day

On national bitch day you have a pass to be a absolute bitch to anyone you see their are no exceptions girls can be a bitch too
National be a bitch day is the best because I get to be a bitch to anyone I want
by JaskoDoubleCool October 16, 2019
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National pop a tit day

“When is national pop a tit day again” “ it oct 17 silly one
by Suck my hug October 16, 2020
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National bully Short people day

On the 1st of December all the tall people get to shmack the hell out of the shorties
Hey look it’s national bully short people day let’s go smack that shortie
by Amy mbik November 30, 2020
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National Cleavage Day

a day that most men dream of!
Jane made Frank stay home so that way they could celebrate National Cleavage Day. Frank was happy that she did because he saw more of her in 10 mins. than he had seen of her in a long while!

Cleavage
by Al cappone of wiki October 19, 2009
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National Fap Day

May 28th is National Fap Day. It's like an annual casual dress day for sex and masturbation. It's for fun. Go all out and make a day of it. Tell your friends you can't hang out (unless you're into that group stuff). They should be celebrating anyway so there should be no problem or question as to why plans should not be made. Call in sick, chances are your boss is doing it at work and wants the privacy.
Earl "Yo, Richard said the party's moved to Friday. Cuz it's National Fap Day."

Andrew "Last year got awkward when that black dude made eye contact w me."

"Sex tonight, hun?" "You know it's National Fap Day, babe. Let's just fap together after dinner."

"Bill's been in the shower since 7 celebrating National Fap Day"

"I haven't seen Parker all day." "Probably celebrating National Fap Day."

"You got any plans for Friday?" "Yeah man, National Fap Day, going all out. Might even pull a Carradine"

Most Interesting Man in the World, "I don't always Fap, but when I do, I do it on National Fap Day"
by The Fapadelics December 28, 2012
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