National Bully Maria Day

Bully people named Maria on February 14

Maria: Hey you kicked me
Person 1: OH I'm sorry!
Person 2: Don't worry it's National Bully Maria Day!!

by tobsterwaffle February 14, 2022

National lose weight day

It’s time for you to lose weight fat ass! Get on the treadmill and run muthafucka RUN!

Go skinny or go home...

It’s national lose weight day!

by Jaycake September 24, 2019

National Snatch Weave Day

national snatch weave day is on October 23, you just snatch a girls weave.

omg did you know it is national snatch weave day! I’m going to totally snatch mikaylas weave!

by Imascorpio13 October 21, 2019

National bra pic day

May 14th is national bra pic day

Guy “Hey guess what day it is”
Girl “what day”
Guy “national bra pic day”
Girl *sends bra pic*
Guy “have a nice day”

by Krispiecharms May 13, 2019

National Lil Shorty Day

National Lil Shorty day is the day of Lil Shortys birth
March 31

Lil Shorty

Hey it snational lil shorty day

by Rman108hobbs February 2, 2020

National Kick Karsyn Day

November 18th is National kick Karsyn day so fi you know somebody named karsyn kicked them.

Hey Rando, then proceeds to kick karsyn, because it national kick karsyn day

by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 16, 2022

National Lemon Sadness Day

National Lemon Sadness Day is on November 9th in which it is celebrated by preparing a beverage that includes the following ingredients:
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.

Nick: Oh boy I cant wait for November 9th
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that

by Melon Sliced November 2, 2020