Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.

Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery

by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019

cunt neck

cunt neck is when you are wearing a suit and tie and the flesh of you neck builds up to look like a women's vagina

comfy suit but has mean cunt neck

by sanxity April 1, 2019

Noodle neck

A skinny man with a neck like a noodle. Looks like he's been on the session for 6 month solid.

Hew noodle neck ! You wanna get a decent meal down ya and take a break from the crack son.

by Denzal83 June 8, 2019

Fat Neck

If someone is getting on your nerves and i don't have nothing in mind to call them.

Shut up you fat neck!!!

by Computer1 September 22, 2019

Purple neck

When your niggas bitch massacres the fuck out of his neck with hickeys

Yo my dawg is a purple neck from his ugly ass girl

by Bushwookie747 September 24, 2019

Colts Neck Highschool

A high school populated by the very rich and extreme poor, and very few in between. Pills are the preferred drug of choice, the schools motto should be “Friendship is cheap, and loyalty is expensive”

I’m from Colts Neck Highschool. So I know about manipulation.

by 200587 September 25, 2019

foot neck

ankle

dumbass: what's that part that connects the foot to your leg again?
joe: you mean your ank-
dumbass: FOOT NECK

by wordwhore October 13, 2019