punch your lights out

Beat you badly referring to a fight in which you get punched a lot more than you punch them.

Jake: You're a clown mate
Mike: That's it, I'm going to punch your lights out!

by Quim Reaper September 13, 2013

Diarrhea Christmas Lights

Explosive squirts filled with colourful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok

by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020

Alexa Lights On’d

When someone comes over to another person’s house to have sex and then is just being a tease - the person who is being teased says Alexa lights on and tosses them into an Uber. 86’d kibosh

I had to « Alexa lights on » that one goodbye last night.

Did I just get Alexa Lights On’d?

by Mmmstorm June 28, 2018

srbgzj rzre ltght

The result produced when you mash your forehead on your keyboard.

Cyanide, can you make the password?
Ok. The password is srbgzj rzre ltght.

by sov wom May 6, 2019

Red led lights

When someone has red led lights that means that they are in a sexual mood

“ I walked in and saw the red led lights on. I insta rly knew what that meant”

by Genius yktv March 25, 2020

Kill The Lights!

When you hide under you crushes bed and wait for her to go to sleep.

Nigge 1 - Yo bro why are you in a good mood

Nigge 2 - It's nothing all I did with my girl is Kill The Lights!
Nigge 1 - You don't have a girlfriend

Nigge 2 - Don't worry about it

by Omg Daddy October 13, 2021

red led lights

red led lights are a sigh of someone that is h0rny/ sexual mood

“i facetimed my boyfriend and he had his red led lights on, i knew i had to come over”

by guavas130456 January 29, 2021