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June 11

Nese birthday the realist person out there HAPPY BIRTHDAY
"Did you know abt June 11th?"
"No?"
"it's nese birthday the realist stop playin"
"OHH HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY"
by Lolsies78 June 10, 2023
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June 25

Ask anyone out and they cant say no
"yo i can ask her out, and she wont say no"

"oh yeah, its june 25"
by jordanedofrotkkmv June 24, 2022
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June 1st

yeah man its june 1st give head to tomas
by helmetonly May 21, 2022
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june 23rd

girl: hey it’s june 23rd
boy: oh! here’s my hoodie!
by shimmery2426 June 22, 2022
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International Leila Z Day (June 26th)

The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife

-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.
by CrissyIo June 26, 2024
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June 18

John : "it's June 18th"
Rebecca:"fine" *sends nudes*
by John Saskatchewan June 17, 2024
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June

the month of pride ;) homos will be running the streets waving pride flags
“ITS FUCKING PRIDE MONTH
“JUNE?”
YES
by verygayhomo May 29, 2021
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