Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by AuWins57 July 22, 2008

hunter reynolds

The best thing to ever walk this earth.

There was one time Hunter Reynolds walked past and I almost fainted at his beauty

by misticreyn April 6, 2019

TYSON HUNTER IS A RL GOAT

TYSON HUNTER IS A GOAT A ROCKET LEAGUE

TYSON HUNTER IS A RL GOAT at RL.

by vxid.ryft February 3, 2021

Hunter

Simply annoying.

Person1 my god Hunter is so annoying
Person2 I know right

by The popular one March 10, 2022

Hunter

Is GAY AS HELL

Hunter is GAY HE KISSED people on bus

by Ash Kettchup 69 November 13, 2023

Hunter

a complete faggot that thinks he’s better than everyone but in reality he’s just some short fuck with a part in the middle that probably plays golf while snapping grown ass men pictures of his own pussy

Woah! Is that hunter? Shit, lets run.

by jeff23a September 7, 2021

hunter

Mighty hunter before the lords

The hunter began his process of harvesting the deer

by hunterfranks69 January 25, 2022