goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 1, 2021

THE GOAT

THE GROSSEST OF ALL TIME

Hitler and Yonson are THE GOATS

by Itsjustguy January 27, 2023

GOAT

G: Great

O: Ompalompa
A: As
T: Trash

Her: That makes you a goat
Him: Goats a good thing though

Her: Great Ompaloompa As Trash
Him: you just made that up

by perfectlyfomulated June 15, 2016

Promiscuous Goat

A man whore who has the facial hair, of a goat.

Omg, he's such a promiscuous goat, he needs to shave his face...off.

by ThatBitch420 September 23, 2015

Goat Fuck

When the male puts his hands on a females shoulders and slams that dick in her until she screams like a goat.

Girl bend over so I can goat fuck you.

by Usesreallifeexamples June 29, 2022

Smoothie goat

A smoothie goat makes everything to perfection. Slings smoothies and other things.

Brady: damn this smoothie is good
Zeph: that’s cuz the smoothie goat made it

by Smoothiegoat June 11, 2022