El Balasta

The girl you'll want to spend the rest of your life with.

I love you El Balasta.

by gbgoco November 24, 2021

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El-Jude

A sexy and wonderful athletic man. El-Jude is an idol to all and he’s also an amazing person. Everyone need a El-Jude in their lives. El-Judes are rare people who everyone loves. He’s a kind and wonderful person. Smart too, they’re known as the funny charasmatic friend everyone has. He’s a loyal amazing man who probably has a Big Dick.

If you meet an El-Jude give him a chance! You won’t regret it

I talked to an El-Jude and I must say he was so funny and he also had a very large penis!!!!!!!! lady’s get one today

El-Jude is a people person.

by Anthonythesexybeast November 24, 2021

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El Tequileño

The best damn tequila to bless your taste buds. This beautiful tequila is a creator of good times, the catalyst of long-lasting memories, and the go-to spirit for those seeking a little more fun in their lives.

Sarah: Fancy a margarita?

Jim: Always, but let's Teq' it to the next level!

Sarah: Margarita made with El Tequileño Blanco coming right up.

by SassyJester November 24, 2021

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