Canadian Bagpipes

When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.

My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.

by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 27, 2024

canadian gator

When you ejaculate in her mouth so much she has to unhinge her jaw.

"Dude I just gave Alyssa a Canadian Gator."

by Mikey Droppelman October 1, 2017