Christian

Christian is a cute, short, sweet, loving boy who loves basketball and if he has a girlfriend he treats them how they would want to be treated. He isn't too emotional and not to rough. He is the sweetest guy ever and he might not talk much around girls. He is the best guy u could ask for. Get you a Christian❤️.

Best friend: Have you heard of Christian

Me: No, but he sounds amazing

Best Friend: He is, get you a Christian

Christian by Kc.Lollipop1213 April 21, 2018

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Christian

Christian, A Guy that gets girls with the biggest breast and is ahead of the game with females more than any of his friends, a guy that likes to write music and love to get pussy on the daily.

“OMG, I NEED A Christian to play with my pussy.”

Christian by UrbanSyn July 24, 2018

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Christian

In a relationship a Christian is very shy at times but it also very sarcastic and loving. They want to never loose you and want your trust. Christians are very sarcastic in every way possible and can make everything seem unpredictable when they do it. They will play around and tease you, but you learn to do it back and they can be your best friend. Deep down they are very shy and introverted but on the outside they are extroverted and funny.

What’s his name?

Christian you didn’t know that?

No.....I would have thought they were more shy

Christian by Someone you don’t know..... March 7, 2019

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Progressive Christian

A person who makes stuff up using faith just like evangelicals, but by appropriating humanist values and then proceeds to give all the credit to Jesus. Progressive Christians like to talk about deconstruction to help distance themselves from evangelicals, but they're also known for being deconstruction gatekeepers at the same time. They'll say deconstruction is okay as long as you keep your faith in Jesus by the end of your journey.

"Some of y'all have deconstructed so much that you're rejoicing when someone tosses his faith away. Not here for that." - Progressive Christian

Progressive Christian by apostatethought July 30, 2021