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I can tell by the shape of your head

A term used to suggest that someones whole life/personality can be determined merely by their appearance(The shape of their head). This is not alluding to the fact that archeologists actually can determine a lot about someone by the shape of their head; This can be done just by looking at them.
Look at yourself, I can tell by the shape of your head that you are a bitch; everyone can.
by xGUNy September 2, 2019
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can i get a random hell no

what you say when you want to tell some one no but want to be a real dick about it. best used in large crowds and parties.
man one: hey guy can i borrow thirty bucks?
man two: can i get a random hell no?!
random person: hell no!
by teeheetommy January 15, 2011
mugGet the can i get a random hell nomug.

can we get a rip in chat?

a kid named blank says this in school
kid falls

other kid can we get a rip in chat?
by itsurdaddydave May 31, 2018
mugGet the can we get a rip in chat?mug.

ducks can play ping pong

a phrase for truth it means something really true. It's a funny phrase because of the irony that ducks can't really play ping pong.
MAN1:wow i just saw i flying car!
MAN2:yeah right thats rubbish
MAN1:Honestly ducks can play ping pong!
MAN2:Really!! I believe you now
by natbinishguy84 April 18, 2010
mugGet the ducks can play ping pongmug.

you can pound my tom tom

invitation to go to ones home for an evening of rough sex.
I was at the club and this girl comes up to me and says you can pound my tom tom.
by samtheman138 October 31, 2008
mugGet the you can pound my tom tommug.

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