National suck dick week

Starts August 7th ends August 14th

Hey did you know it is national suck dick week do you want to join me this week

by Sexy James 69 August 6, 2022

Dick shitter

Annoying, obnoxious, asshole of a person.

I was driving and then this dick shitter cut me off

by Olliedoesiswin August 6, 2022

Plural Dick

Having sex with 2+ dicks.

“Last night I took a Plural Dick! It felt amazing!”

by Olive ^_^ August 8, 2022

Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).

That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd

by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022

My dick

Something your mum suck

My dick is something that your mum sucks

by …? June 7, 2022

Small dick

people called Mathew, Kamran, or Soloman usually have this kind of a dick but always say they have a 6-inch. they get no bitches and Mathew usually spends his way of life exploring porn hubs for new vids

mathew has a small dick

by jjjjjjjjhhhjjj June 7, 2022

Bottle Dick

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

by ess sie deez June 7, 2022