National E day

The national E day is were you can spam your friends with "e" or say "e" anytime you want on that day!

National E day is the best day to say "E"

by SantiDefines March 23, 2022

National bet day

If you say bet on this day you have to get slapped

March 25th

Lets hang out after work

Bet

*slap* national bet day

by Sevenavengfold March 24, 2022

Jellybean day!

You can do whatever you want!

Cc:Hey its jellybean day!
Cc:oh,cool!

by meowwskyiscoolzz March 24, 2022

throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm

I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day

by Mrdabman March 25, 2022

Glorious Day

This phrase refers to a sex position where the female faces the sun and is spun over a 24 hour period. For it to be completed correctly, she must be fucked every hour after saying several Pagan prayers.

“I really wished my man didn’t give me a Glorious Day every week.”

by OldManHanz March 25, 2022

Animal like a nice day

Dream dream dream. Around you baby girl. Animal like a nice day. Hearns cinnamon aid fu*k it right you will.

Someone: look what this emo wrote
Someone too: wtf
Emo: ANIMAL LIKE A NICE DAY

by Skyrim550 March 26, 2022

National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.

Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

by turbowashere March 26, 2022