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John wood

He’s a pussy in every way, and looks like a little faggot boy but it’s okay he’s slow
Look it’s the weird kid John Wood
by ?,? May 13, 2019
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nobu woods

nobu woods is a queens, new york native who is dominican, and his blend of smooth and dark r&b is as real as actual emotion. his music speaks the complexity of love and other feelings in a sound that grabs you and doesn't release. it's no coincidence his songs are as seductive as his face 🫦😊😏
i love nobu woods hahahahahaha drop another album hahahaha
by idkwhattoputmyusernameas February 27, 2025
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Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.
Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.
by HardHoof November 1, 2015
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Isaiah wood

Isaiah is a funny person, he may have different personality around different people, he can go to far on jokes but makes up for it with his supportive and romantic side. It takes someone special to make his true feeling come out. He’s always calling himself cute and sexy, but only the special people would understand that’s hes right. He’s intelligent but acts dumb and maybe even says gay jokes, or dirty minded jokes. You should cherish his friendship and relation ship
Isaiah Wood is a funny person he’s really cute but I he didn’t act like a jokester I’ll date him
by ZayBayTheBae July 10, 2018
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Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"
Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )
by BestEgo November 17, 2023
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wood people

Those creepy figurines in your grandparent's apartment that they've collected from God knows where in Africa.
Janicestop looking at those wood people they're terrifying.
by Nobody10012992 March 3, 2017
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zeb wooding

oh look, its zeb wooding.
by sproutyy April 4, 2022
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