Matthew

Matthew is a guy you never want to let go of. Usually hooks up with the tall, athletic girls who make him laugh. Mathew is like no other and you never want to be caught up in the friend zone with him. He is tall, dirty blonde, with blue/gray eyes. If you have a Matthew, keep him

Matthew is waving over here!

by NOSEBEST July 17, 2018

Matthew

Matthews is a patronymic surname meaning basically "son of Matthew." The given name Matthew, from which it is derived, means "gift of Yahweh" or "gift of God," from the Hebrew personal name Matityahu.

Matthew is from the bible and he is funny person and can attract girls easily.

by Zen-Derth June 13, 2019

Wyatt Matthews

The Burg Khalifa (tallest building in the world)

thats all you need

"why cant he fit in the door? He's so tall he can only fit his chins in!"

"oh, thats just Wyatt Matthews

by someone super funny November 11, 2021

Matthew Barrick

If you are a matthew barrack you don't know how to have a shower and will constantly smell of shit

You are a matthew barrick ewwwww

by Andros Juhasz October 14, 2019

Matthew

Usually quotes movies especially movies like scarface and other Mafia movie's usually where's glasses and has dark hair and is sexy

Did you see Matthew omg

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up

“Hey yk matthew?” - gorl
“Yah why?” - other gorl
“Matthews a fuckin idiot” - gorl
“U right chica” - other girl

by A literal god April 10, 2019

Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.

"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."

by Camopilla May 28, 2024