Smoke On The Water

Beginner Guitarist's National Anthem

I can play Smoke On The Water with one finger

by UltimateDoge March 14, 2023

Third hand smoke

The common occurrence when a person that was previously around a smoker comes in contact with a third-party and transmit smoke to the person

I know you don’t smoke but I don’t want to catch third hand smoke because you were previously around a smoker

by Cwolf22 September 15, 2018

Smoking Cigs

The cost of buying a pack of cigarettes is not only reflected in the price.
For more information on lung cancer, keep smoking.

Non-smoker: "The cost of buying a pack of cigarettes is not only reflected in the price."
Smoker:" I know I know, I have to quit."
Non-smoker: "Smoking Cigs are bad for your health and the health of people around you."

by Nidhogg King April 6, 2019

Ninja Smoke

When you're wasted and you realize you're fucking an ugly bitch so you cum in her eyes while yelling ninja smoke and run out of the place.

I realized I was fucking some ugly ass hoe so I had to ninja smoke her and got my ass out of there.

by Vaddagw September 26, 2020

cannon smoke

Sprinkle cocaine on a hookers butthole then have her fart in your face. The puff looks like cannon smoke.

Charlie Sheen holds the record for the most cases of pink eye from cannon smoke.

by DWamp81 July 9, 2022

Smoke and Thunder

Describes an epic fail of a launch of a new product/website/technology. Usually combined with a hostile reaction from the progenitor when confronted with the failure.

Did you see that website totally alienate the people they were supposed to reach?

Yeah man, they pulled a full Smoke and Thunder.

by dantes443322 May 8, 2012

dirty smoke screen

The act of blowing vape smoke up a human rectum just before flatulence. After the smoke is dispersed by the flatulence...stick your dick in

Me and Keisha performed a dirty smoke screen

by Dirty smoke screen May 17, 2018