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Taylor Swift is near legend status if not already. Her discography is some of the most impressive to date, with albums such as red, fearless, evermore and speak now being some of my favorites. PLEASE LISTEN TO HER MUSIC IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. sorry I mean I totally recommend anybody check out her music despite your music taste. I believe Taylor has a few songs or even an album for every person. Her song writing is insane. It’s like she’s writing rap bars in a country-alternative-whatever u wanna call it style. Honestly Taylor Swift is a genre at this point bc there is no other way to describe how brilliant and unique her music is. There is just nothing like it. Also ppl sleep on her voice. Taylor’s voice is soothing and absolutely beautiful. We are so blessed to be able to listen to the such wonderful art she creates. And lastly her personality. The sweetest, sweetest, sweetest person. Like I can’t explain how much I love that woman.
Taylor Swift is near legend status if not already. Her discography is some of the most impressive to date, with albums such as red, fearless, evermore and speak now being some of my favorites. PLEASE LISTEN TO HER MUSIC IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. sorry I mean I totally recommend anybody check out her music despite your music taste. I believe Taylor has a few songs or even an album for every person. Her song writing is insane. It’s like she’s writing rap bars in a country-alternative-whatever u wanna call it style. Honestly Taylor Swift is a genre at this point bc there is no other way to describe how brilliant and unique her music is. There is just nothing like it. Also ppl sleep on her voice. Taylor’s voice is soothing and absolutely beautiful. We are so blessed to be able to listen to the such wonderful art she creates. And lastly her personality. The sweetest, sweetest, sweetest person. Like I can’t explain how much I love that woman.
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