"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
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by ylucii August 8, 2018
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by M@x Power August 16, 2018
Get the put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it mug.Smoke Bullied is when a group of people are smoking together without passing it to you, perhaps while snickering, smirking or laughing
a group was smoking a blunt and kept passing me playing keep away, That's when I realize that I was being Smoke Bullied!
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Big, smoke) I got, caught up in the money
Big smoke) and they'll all remember my name BIG SMOKE!
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Big, smoke) I got, caught up in the money
Big smoke) and they'll all remember my name BIG SMOKE!
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