pickle

the worst tasting food item known to man kind. anyone who enjoys the presence of pickles’ opinion is invalid. if you call one a pickle then that is the worse insult you could place upon a soul. you have now called that person so ugly and so unbearably smelly and they are such asshole-y trash that even nicholas cage is offended by your general well being. good job.

bob: I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO MATTY B FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THEN TO HVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR UGLY FACE
fred: WELL I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ROOM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN HAVE TO SHARE AN APARTMENT WITH YOU ANY LONGER
bob: NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU PICKLE
fred: oh.

bob: shit man i’m sorry i took that too far.

fred: ...

by Vlad Wiligiginginton June 2, 2018

Pickle hook

Someone working too hard to get the D

Yo, that kid was a straight up pickle hook!

by Flagrant June 7, 2018

Pickleatorium

A home business specializing in pickled produce.

I spent all day pickling cucumbers, green beans, green tomatoes , and squash at the pickleatorium.

by Narc9er June 9, 2018

pickle

A big round thing that girls and boys suck.

Person1:can I have a pickle

Person2:Sure
Person1: OK *takes off body*+a3

by Your Mooom June 11, 2018

pickle flies

when you get a boner, you say.. " I got a case of the pickle flies!"

you dude, she is soo hot! yeah bro I know she gives me a case of the pickle flies

by lickolotopuss May 7, 2018

pickle flies

when someone gets a boner

hey shes hot i have a case of the pickle flies

by lickolotopuss February 22, 2018

pickle rick

Adults Swim's terrible attempt to get more people to watch Rick and Morty.

IM Pickle Rick!!!!

by your_best_friend12345 February 27, 2018