Phone Suicide

You Masturbate and when you are on the verge of ejaculation you call someone

q-"I did a phone suicide to andy last night and he didn't even know lol:"

by MrMaul10 October 17, 2021

Penny Phone

A Phone that costs a penny, usually on online stores.

Bobovitch needed a new phone. He had a $50 Amazon gift card, so he bought 5000 Penny Phones. Bobovitch now has no room in his house.

by Stankalahashi December 27, 2009

Australian Phone Call

A message from down under, i.e, someone farts in your ear. aka, Aussie Call.

I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.

by PaneraBoy January 7, 2024

phone call-ision

When you try to call somebody, but the person is also trying to call you at the exact same time, so both of you get the busy signal.

Ferdinand: 'I called you 3 times this morning, but every time I got the busy signal.'
Jack: 'But I didn't talk to anyone on the phone today! I tried to call you, too, but all I got was the busy signal.'
Jack and Ferdinand: 'Phone call-ision!'

by SocialistElephant January 10, 2016

Phone Plop

The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.

Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"

by Zahang August 20, 2013

phone

A telecommunications device used for communicating, needed to be connected to your country's public telephone system before dialing somebody and ringing them and sends out and receives copper signal over a traditional telephone line.

Dang it! It's always that my mother uses the phone while I'm using the Internet!

by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024

Phone-ner

Getting an immense stiffy from talking to a hot ass girl....or guy! on the Phone
Also can be used when checking a Girl out while talking to somebody else on the Phone.

Dude:Wat are u wearing
Hot Babe:Clothes
Dude:Phone-ner!!!!!

by The Negronemo December 13, 2009