The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.
Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
by DevoutPastafarian October 12, 2018
Get the Flying spaghetti monstermug. Poon: Brace yourself Mildred, here comes the Flying Dutch Man
Mildred: What on Gods Green Earth.......?
Mildred: What on Gods Green Earth.......?
by Hurbesquits Seen December 21, 2017
Get the Flying Dutch Manmug. by okfinenoob November 14, 2021
Get the bananas can flymug. by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019
Get the High flying danglermug. by brandon hairy September 14, 2009
Get the spanish fly trapmug. The act of a male or female shitting so hard that it flies out the window at lightning speed, and hits a neigbor's window shattering it, then the person or people slip on the shitty floor hitting their heads on the granite counter as they go down.
by dirty raoul April 12, 2010
Get the Flying Thunder Turdmug. Origin Barbados. The Flying Fish Buckle is a sexual position where a ladies legs are extended over her head and behind her neck.
by TaraLG June 12, 2008
Get the Flying Fish Bucklemug.