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Flying spaghetti monster

The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.
Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
by DevoutPastafarian October 12, 2018
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Flying Dutch Man

The act of penetrating a sexual partner with the aid of a zip line
Poon: Brace yourself Mildred, here comes the Flying Dutch Man
Mildred: What on Gods Green Earth.......?
by Hurbesquits Seen December 21, 2017
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bananas can fly

a song that is just talking about bananas flying
Hey yo dude! have you see the song "Bananas Can Fly" on youtube?
by okfinenoob November 14, 2021
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High flying dangler

A South African wasp that attacks females on account of their estrogen levels
I got stung by that high flying dangler
by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019
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spanish fly trap

that mexican has a hairy spanish fly trap
by brandon hairy September 14, 2009
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Flying Thunder Turd

The act of a male or female shitting so hard that it flies out the window at lightning speed, and hits a neigbor's window shattering it, then the person or people slip on the shitty floor hitting their heads on the granite counter as they go down.
" man, that flying thunder turd sure caused some shit for ol' mr. jenkins didn't it?
by dirty raoul April 12, 2010
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Flying Fish Buckle

Origin Barbados. The Flying Fish Buckle is a sexual position where a ladies legs are extended over her head and behind her neck.
Man, I put she in the Flying Fish Buckle last night!!!
by TaraLG June 12, 2008
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