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buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife
by BUTTAMAN March 3, 2014
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muffin bottom

when someone has an impression of lines on their legs, just like a muffin when you take the paper off the bottom.
Adam "Oh man, look at Jackie's muffin bottom!!!"

Sara "She really needs to get new sheets"
by Adra May 14, 2011
mugGet the muffin bottommug.

chud muffin

Man, that Jesse James. What a chud muffin
by sc1991 February 13, 2019
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swag muffin

a person that thinks he is soo cool and the best at everything
by pudugly March 29, 2015
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Crunchy Muffin

Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.
Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?

Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA
by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010
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The Female Muffin game

A great game for girls at sleepovers! It is and adaption of The Muffin Game that allows girls to have some fun too. It is played by having a muffin placed on the floor and players kneel around it. It is played by the girls using the muffin as a dildo and the last one to stick the muffin inside must eat the ENTIRE muffin. (This game can be played with girls and guys if the players wish. If i guy is the last to ejaculate on the muffin he must eat it, but if he is last and a girl has not put it in yet, she must eat it.) Both are great fun for sleepovers and parties.
"Hey Miranda! Come play the muffin game with me and Steph!"
"I thought only guys can play that Emmathy."
"Nope, there's a female version called The Female Muffin Game. I'm a pro."
"Maybe we can do a mix and Ryan and Jorge can ... cum ... too! Hahaha"
"Why not?!"
Cool I'll go get them!"
by Glitter Child March 11, 2013
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purple scud muffin

A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.
(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!

(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?

(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".

(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.
by brother zone September 27, 2010
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