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Wanna-bean

Often used as "wanna-be" , which originates from the ancient bean word "wanna-bean" to describe an impostor trying to be as cool as beans. Nothing can be cooler than cool beans. Beans have been cool since before beans were called beans.
Man.. that guy is trying too hard. He's such a wanna-bean.
by Detective dick Damian August 18, 2017
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Bean Bagging

That act of inserting ones testicals into anothers anus.
Last night I was bean bagging Sharon and my nuts got twisted!
by OJ January 23, 2019
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Smol bean

Ur gf
Ur gf is such a smol bean uwu
by DirtyDilfsDoneDirtCheap August 28, 2018
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Mr. Beans

The most unfunny human being on earth with the worst come backs. Also known as Lesley.
Shut the fuck Mr. Beans no one thinks your funny.
by GuyWhoWorksatDenny January 26, 2022
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gum bean

a gum bean is a gumbean
so last week i slid my gum bean in the burger
by marc russo ooooooooo March 11, 2021
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Fox bean

Fox beans are some of the cutest things in the world along with ferret noodles. They have puffy fwuffy tails and can come in many beautiful colors. They have a long snoot, perfect for boops and nuzzles. fox beans can be classified into two categories, the Elusive Wild Bean and the Domesticated Bean. Please remember you can only keep Domesticated Beans if they are too sick or scared to go back to the wild. The Elusive Wild Bean roams free in the wilderness, catching small mammals and rodents for food. If you ever see a fox bean in the wild, do not scare it. Marvel at its beauty and cuteness. One more note: NEVER KILL A FOX BEAN FOR ITS FUR/FLOOFS!!!
Omg!!! It's a fox bean!! So cute!!
by 1nf1n1te w1sdom May 12, 2021
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pork and beans

When you take a girl out on a fancy outing and get laid afterward (pork) but you didn't have to pay for it (beans).
Bro; "Dude, did you get any pork from Stacie after Benihana last night?"

Dude: "Hell yeah, bro. Plus, she put it all on her dad's Amex--I didn't have to pay a dime!"

Bro: "Dude, pork *AND* beans!"

Dude: "Pork and beans, brother. Pork and beans."
by maverick_survivalist July 25, 2012
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