Dylan

Cracked in bed

Dylan is cracked

by User46542784 December 15, 2020

DYlaN

a big pp man with a big pp with all da girls and men they crawl down a drain pipe and die

DYLaN hndannjakjdada fdsnd

by aqda November 12, 2022

dylan

A lonely boy with no friends

Dylan: anyone wanna hangout?

anyone: no loser

by CoOl kIdS doN’t DanCe June 4, 2019

Dylan Didarzadeh

A guy with a genuine heart , he loves to fiddle with his rock hard cock on most nights. While it throbs he normally heats an asda value pizza in the microwave.

Dylan Didarzadeh his cock can be seen from miles away

by SecretRomanian September 16, 2023

Dylan

Dylan is a guy who is afraid to talk to girls, which is a shame for the girls cause they all admire him. Also pulls younger year levels. It's sorta like all the wrong girls want him.

Guy 1: why is that guy being chased by girls
Guy 2: Oh thats just Dylan, All the wrong girls want him

by TheSteetsFan January 28, 2023

Dylan

Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.

Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.

by Glitterinthebong September 29, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is the person to do something really stupid but make it funny. He is the best boyfriend. I don’t know what I’d do without him because he’s my world. He is sweet kind funny and reallyyyyyy fit and cute. Dylan also has no arms or legs

Dylan is amazing

by Daniella Roulstone October 25, 2019