Jap cookies that will give you big F-cup breasts instead of a big ass.
Contains a "herbal breast enhancer". F-cup in Japan is DD here.
Contains a "herbal breast enhancer". F-cup in Japan is DD here.
Kid 1: Oh gosh she's got big tits, I bet those are fake.
Kid 2: Nah she's just been eating too many F-cup cookies.
Kid 3: No actually, those are fake.
Kid 1 and 2: Oh.
Kid 2: Nah she's just been eating too many F-cup cookies.
Kid 3: No actually, those are fake.
Kid 1 and 2: Oh.
by anathemaa July 14, 2009
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Person1: Damn, these cookies taste great! What’s the secret ingredient?
Person2: That’s a family secret!
Person1 and 2: *laughs*
Person1: Mine tastes salty.
Person2: Yeah, almost as if they’re semen filled cookies.
Person2: That’s a family secret!
Person1 and 2: *laughs*
Person1: Mine tastes salty.
Person2: Yeah, almost as if they’re semen filled cookies.
by Name Unrelated March 1, 2019
Get the Semen filled cookie mug.Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’
Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”
by drillerin’ed January 7, 2022
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by Starfishsan November 14, 2016
Get the Wisconsin cookies and cream mug.A term commonly used by actors to describe a theatrical production that they are in when they are aware that ultimately the audience will hate the show or that the show will simply suck.
Dude I'm in a total fucking cookie monster show! This sucks. The Director is crazy, half the cast can't act, the set looks like it was built by a bunch of fifth graders. No one is going to come see this piece of shit.
by The Dark Lord of Bass December 29, 2007
Get the Cookie Monster Show mug.A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions
*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?
Yeah sure, that sounds fun
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?
Yeah sure, that sounds fun
by ggij031 September 1, 2016
Get the COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS mug.Yesterday I was stuck in traffic, so I munched on a dirty nicola cookie so good I got a little bit moist
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