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Bucket of shit

When you're dealing with a bunch of connected issues (usually at work) that are not really your problem but you now have to resolve it.
Joe: I heard John resigned yesterday? Doesn't he report to you?

Jane: Yes, I tried to deal with that bucket of shit because HR did not. However, John had already made up his mind!
by Master_Bate October 11, 2022
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Crust bucket

A very shitty, rusted, and therefore crusty car.
Like compared to a rusty can.
Not an old classic car thats in bad condition, more like a small ford or a chevy made in the 90's
I call this my crust bucket, enter with caution.

Just bought a crust bucket on craigslist it was only 500 bucks!
*breaks down in a week
by Blondetorage October 13, 2015
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popcorn bucket buddy

A friend, family, or work member that you feel close/comfortable enough to share a bucket of popcorn at the latest blockbuster.
Barry: “hey jimmy, Black Panther is coming out on Wednesday. You wanna go and be my popcorn bucket buddy.!”
Jimmy: “absolutely, would love to be your popcorn bucket buddy.”
by RawDaddy February 13, 2018
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Bucket life

Descriptive of the lifestyle lead by a bucket. More specifically, a bucket is typically an unemployed vagrant who loiters and bums smokes as they partake in gossip while contributing nothing to, and annoying productive members of society.

Referring to a bucket, as a bucket does nothing but stagnate.
"Want to cut through the back of McDonald's to get to the market? Nah man, that's where all the bucket ass bums chill"

"Wanna smoke these butts I found and argue about rap artists? Fuck that bucket life bro!"
by H2Rx October 30, 2019
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Bucket

1. An object used to carry any type of liquid, water or acid. Is usually in a type of flat bottom cone shape.
2. A perverted object that is used in shipping on Alternia
Guy 1: "Hey bro I got a bucket!"
Guy 2: "Thats weird...cool!"
Homestuck: "P3RV3RT!"
by A H0mestuck May 9, 2018
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bucket shop

A bucket shop is a company that sells a coat of arms usually with the inaccurate name of "family crest" associated with the customer's surname nonetheless if the customer in question can claim a link to the original armiger. You can often tell if a coat of arms is from a bucket shop by looking if it has the customer's surname in the motto scroll instead of a real motto.
Tim Johnson unknowingly bought a bucket shop coat of arms associated with his surname Johnson off a family crest website.
by the real Ioseb August 24, 2022
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bucket drums

Where talent that's impressive for five year-olds to have goes to die an annoyingly loud death.
*clang clang bocka bang bang bang!* I'm the rhythm of the city with my bucket drums! I'm the- hey, where are you all going?"
by JesseJB November 22, 2010
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