An Adam Shoomook is a true bruh moment because his dad doesnt exist
(Bruh moment here)
He aa-rab and gonna blow up something soon so run.(Bruh)
He has spagoot in his hair ever sincer he blew up that Chinese restaurant (BRUH)
(Bruh moment here)
He aa-rab and gonna blow up something soon so run.(Bruh)
He has spagoot in his hair ever sincer he blew up that Chinese restaurant (BRUH)
Example 1)
White person:OH MY GOD A SCHOOL IS BLOWN UP
Adam Shoomook: Bruh moment *He hides the explosives up his anus for later*
White Person: Bruh moment
Example 2)
White person: OH MY GOD ITS A BLOOD FEST
Aa-rab: Nah its just adam shoomook
White person:OH MY GOD A SCHOOL IS BLOWN UP
Adam Shoomook: Bruh moment *He hides the explosives up his anus for later*
White Person: Bruh moment
Example 2)
White person: OH MY GOD ITS A BLOOD FEST
Aa-rab: Nah its just adam shoomook
by I but a chocolate man in jail October 9, 2019
Get the Adam Shoomookmug. A crazy Robot ass-burger math teacher who has the waist of Timmy turners mom with her pants up to her belly button and has pointy boobs. who is crazy. and likes to fail my criminal justice students. at Vincennes Rivet high school
by Joe Hopf January 16, 2020
Get the Beverly Adamsmug. When you first meet him he is a little shy, but later you will find out about his real self and you will love and appreciate it. He doesn’t like to be around a lot of people and he is not into partying either.He would rather just sit outside and watch a sunset or would go out for a long ride with some Pop Smoke, then go drinking with a bunch of people. He is not into BS so you stay real with him or you stay away from him because loyalty and love is everything he asks for. He would never hurt someone or do them dirty because he is the most amazing person on this earth, people should actually pay him for breathing the same air as we do. He is popular, good looking, good doing and the best person ever. If Adam opens up to you once, you should never use that against him because if he opens up to you, that means that he really trusts you and that’s something you should not use.
Adam gives out big D energy ( lucky his wife ), tbh lucky everyone who has him in his life. Adam is : Smart, Funny, Very fucking good looking, has the best Humor and a lot of love to give. He would never hurt you or do you wrong he has the biggest heart ever and deserves the whole wide world and even more.He is one of the Most carrying people and would do anything for you as soon as you got him 💯. He would do anything for you once you are really worth it.
Everyone should appreciate him because if not he got someone who is ready to swing on anyone who even looks weird at him.
~ Ily
Adam gives out big D energy ( lucky his wife ), tbh lucky everyone who has him in his life. Adam is : Smart, Funny, Very fucking good looking, has the best Humor and a lot of love to give. He would never hurt you or do you wrong he has the biggest heart ever and deserves the whole wide world and even more.He is one of the Most carrying people and would do anything for you as soon as you got him 💯. He would do anything for you once you are really worth it.
Everyone should appreciate him because if not he got someone who is ready to swing on anyone who even looks weird at him.
~ Ily
Adam : LETS KIDNAPP KARTOSHK!
by wifey duh September 8, 2020
Get the Adammug. 
A factory originally based in Fraserburgh and other locations across the UK run by Tories, who believe they have a higher status than anyone else.
by Katelyn Stephen December 17, 2022
Get the Gray and Adamsmug. by Jd2222 March 23, 2019
Get the Adammug. 1. Jeopardy champion in Switzerland.
2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!
2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."
some kid, "nine."
teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"
some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")
other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."
some kid, "nine."
teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"
some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")
other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
by Billy the Piratical Unicorn. March 31, 2009
Get the Adam Magnunsonmug.