troll

employees that pretend to be your friend and fake being happy to see you but talk rude things about you openly to other Starbucks staff and customers.

staff that resent seniors and treat them poorly like they do their parents.

hey nice to see youuuuu! 😊
(what an asshole, I hate that f***er)

def- trolling for business.

by the right answer October 17, 2018

Grumpy Troll

The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.

Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.

Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.

Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.

Person 2: How hard did you try.

Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.

by NoMoreButtRubs September 12, 2012

trolling lure

Pornography used as bait by law enforcement to apprehend your everyday troll or sex offender.

Jesus the troll was setup and apprehended in a sting operation planned and executed by the county sheriff after he illegally downloaded the free "trolling lure" pornography without expressed written consent.

by Bell UH-1 Huey August 15, 2010

troll

Troll is obsolete term for modern word chatnik (chatnick).

Troll: ''Trolling is a art.''
Person: ''You mean an art?''
Chatnik 1: ''You are such a troll!''
Chatnik 1 with different name: ''You are also troll!''

by Philip K. October 8, 2016

Carpet Troll

A person who regularly passes out on others' floors / carpets. Said person may have indulged in excessive alcohol or substance consumption. He or she may remain in this state for hours or possibly days.

John-boy drank a fifth and became my carpet troll for days. No literally.. four days.

by TigerLily7 November 21, 2010

troll dragon

An individual on the internet who combats, defends and or successfully slays internet trolls who happen to be drooling and farting nonsense on the internet. Often times they are fact based common sense individuals who demonstrate a palatable and succinct argument or opinion which is kryptonite to the trolls. The Troll Dragon is a noble individual on the internet in their ability to defend oneself as well as others from a single troll or multiple troll attack.

That was funny! that troll went silent after that troll dragon showed up and made him look stupid

by Arklyte July 15, 2016

troll streaks

streaks of hair that you think you had shaved off and you go to feel how smooth your skin is, but there is a streak of hair left just enough to ruin your projected smoothness

God damnit tonights homecoming and I still have troll streaks going on!

by pandababy September 30, 2012