Ethan King is a godly like creature, if you come across this being you have been blessed with aall the virtues life has to offer but with a price. He is commonly referred to as the 'Coochie Connoisseur', not to be mistaken with his counterpart the 'Coochie Man'. There is no limit to his greatness and his true abilities have yet to be uncovered, scientists commonly assort him with the word 'different'.
1. "I was gonna fuck this chick but thanks to the coochie connoisseur I didn't have to find out the hard way she stinks."
2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Ethan King!"
Guy 2: "Oh."
2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Ethan King!"
Guy 2: "Oh."
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