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Adam

Is the definition of the internet term snowflake. Is easily offended.
by Superdooperlovetrooper March 6, 2019
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adam cave

Never been in a Cave never u90kg strongman bald head
Dam look at that Adam Cave he's bald and over 90kg strongman
by Mr u90 October 8, 2021
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Adam

The kid that simps for me. But he is short
Person: Yo she is looking at you, you still like her right?
ADAM: I'm over her
by Bananas in your face January 26, 2022
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Adam

The kinda guy with green eyes, and long, brown hair. He is very silent, and not very popular. he loves videogames and plays them a lot. it's practically impossible to stop him from coming up with ideas when he gets going, due to his extreme amount of imagination. a little messed up on the inside, yet he is very nice to people who are nice to him. learns things by accident through his hobbies. I have an Adam, and he is my only friend and a lot like me. loves books too, and talks to himself frequently.
"Man, Adam is such a nerd, right?"
"I heard Adam started reading my favorite book series. never reading it again."
"Hey, Adam just helped me choose the right way to formulate my PowerPoint. He's pretty nice!"
by notnamedadamdoodler#978 October 10, 2019
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Go do an Adam

Synonymous to go fuck yourself. In the Bible, Eve was made from Adam's rib so he effectively shagged himself.
Joe: (smirking) Teddy, how's Clara?

Teddy: Go do an Adam.
by biblicalallusions July 9, 2024
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Adam

Someone who has a gay ass 4runner and drives around usually has a Smok vape and was heavily into juul, what a fgt
Adam is late again in his 4tunner
by PrimeXfatality June 6, 2020
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Adam

Adam
(n.)
A freak genetic anomaly who looks 25, thinks like a philosopher king, and considers daily showers an oppressive Western construct. Adam is the type of dude who can quote ancient Vedic texts and John Hughes film in the same breath — and somehow make both sound profound.

He’s a certified yogi, a detective by trade, and a soon-to-be published author who probably wrote half his cyberpunk novel while in a headstand, drinking 9.5 pH water, and judging you for eating non-organic Doritos.

Underneath the hyper-intellectual, stoic exterior lies an undercover empath — the kind who pretends not to care but probably remembers the name of your dead goldfish and how you felt about it.

Adam doesn’t forget names — even of the wildly forgettable. He doesn’t forget shit — except maybe the last time he showered. But that’s okay. His chi is balanced, his IQ is clinically off the charts, and he probably already forgave you for being less evolved.
Wait… was that a cop, a monk, or a sci-fi author?”
“Bro...yes, Yes, and YES — that was Adam!"
by Jay Monét June 20, 2025
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