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Thomas is a guy absolutely obsessed with trains. His name may not be Thomas but it is his middle name or at least a nickname for him. He is EXTREMELY racist yet denies it quite a lot. He sits in his last class and wishes for the south to rise again. Even though, if that did happen he would be hung and killed because he is a RAGING HOMOSEXUAL. You probably know Thomas because you sit between him and his 'friend.' They probably fight like a marry couple and have couple quarrels every second of the class. It can be very annoying, however, I advise you not to say anything because if you do he will pull out a knife (illegal at school but he still has it????) and he will shank you in the side. Or he will smack you in the face. Or he might just shut down your computer. Either way, Thomas is crazy and psychotic. If you meet a Thomas who isn't actually a Thomas but that is his nickname due to his unhealthy obsession with trains (Seriously, he probably has like 1000 or more photos of trains on his phone. He also probably takes time off of school so he can go watch trains and film them for his youtube channel) avoid him because he is a strange creature.
Sidney: Yo, you'll never guess what Thomas said in class today.
Me: Let me guess, "Let the south rise again"
Sidney: Yeah, man.
Me: He's such a Thomas.
by Dobbzilla December 8, 2023
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a guy that obsesses over anime way too much. and also has a strange attraction to feet
that guy over there that is wearing that Dragonball Z hoodie is such a Thomas
by Baconman125 December 8, 2023
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Thomas dang

Thomas dang is such a virgin loser!
by shreksapleb December 10, 2023
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by Peace_of_shit December 12, 2023
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This kid cannot take a joke.
This is a kid who literally acts like he's 10, and he can't take a joke! This kid literally gets mad over the craziest bamboozelry! Thomas is also a harasser who thinks he's cool because he got into all state for one year, the judges felt bad because he got an easy 10/10 on his autism test with flying colors!
Do you know that kid Thomas?
Yeah, I hate him.
Same, he's pretty retarded. Did you hear he was raping those three girls behind the street?
Damn!
by daanyboy552iloveminers December 16, 2023
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Best at theater in Montréal
He is thomas
by ANONYMOUS 12312317 December 18, 2023
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thomas the plank engine

a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently
some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:

akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2023
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