Smoked Salmon

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.

"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"

by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025

Smoking the corn

This is Scottish slang for “stop lying” you can use this when someone says something you don’t believe.

When someone “smokes the corn” they are lying.

“Stop smoking the corn, Jerome. We all know you didn’t bone anna.”

by Ah shit, here we go again. June 20, 2020

Smoke Monkeys

Black people. Mostly due to their reputation for smoking a lot. Particularly Newports.

I was driving through Nashville and noticed an awful lot of smoke monkeys.

by MedHomer June 9, 2024

Seattle smoke and mirror trick

For a women to fart during intercourse while the penis is still in the vagina in front of a mirror

Oh she pulled the old Seattle smoke and mirror trick on me last night

by Spliff deathstar March 4, 2023

What acid you’re smoking

When someone is tweaking really badly. This is a phrase you can say when someone is acting especially crazy.

I don’t know what acid you’re smoking but I didn’t cheat on you!!

by Jazzyraing October 8, 2019

Fuck you smoke

After someone completely pisses you off it is the act of lighting up your cigarette or cigar before or during you going completely off on someone or ignoring orshunning them completely. Often times resulting in blowing smoke in the face of someone intentionally or unintentionally due to not giving a fuck.

You know when she lights up her fuck you smoke the fight is about to be on.

by Grillspeed January 17, 2021

smoking

The fastest way to become poor, as cigarettes a) are now increasingly expensive, b) cause employees to miss special bonus wages for non-smokers, and c) cause diseases (e.g. lung cancer) that make you expend large sums of money for medical treatment

If you want to go broke fast, just start smoking—between the skyrocketing prices, missing out on non-smoker bonus wages, and the hefty medical bills, it's like throwing money out the window!

by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025