smoke a j

Smoking a joint, marijuana

Bro, roll it so we can smoke a j.

by venusx May 4, 2020

Vancouver smoked meat

A too good to be true venture, peddled by an unverified business expert that offers you 10% equity in the business in exchange for what ultimately turns out to be everything required for the said business to operate and succeed.

Oh man my wife left me when I went from 17 hour to 19 hour days working on my Vancouver Smoked Meat. Two more quarters and then we can finally list and my 10 points will show her.

by MForbes September 16, 2021

liquid smoke

synonym for milk

I poured some liquid smoke into my coffee.

by The Clawed Paper Towel Headset November 21, 2020

No smoke

Means somebody is worse than you. Smoke is you goodness so no smoke is saying you SUCK

Hey billy you suck no smoke

by TacoBell is stupid November 18, 2019

dirty smoke screen

The act of blowing vape smoke up a human rectum just before flatulence. After the smoke is dispersed by the flatulence...stick your dick in

Me and Keisha performed a dirty smoke screen

by Dirty smoke screen May 17, 2018

Smoke and Thunder

Describes an epic fail of a launch of a new product/website/technology. Usually combined with a hostile reaction from the progenitor when confronted with the failure.

Did you see that website totally alienate the people they were supposed to reach?

Yeah man, they pulled a full Smoke and Thunder.

by dantes443322 May 8, 2012

I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025