When a chick is performing the pterodactyl, the guys rotate positions so that each one can get some dactyl spit on their dick.
That little ho wanted to play ring around the dactyl, so we all saddled up and rotated on that bitch until bukkake time.
by Jereth Cutestory February 17, 2010
Get the Ring around the dactylmug. by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025
Get the The Postman Rings Twicemug. Toe rings and the money will be home in bed and the second round came in a new high profile and the money will get to your left hand it over the phone and i'm still waiting.
by Fishermen August 27, 2019
Get the Toe ringmug. The worst nightmare you would ever have back in the day on the original XBOX 360 in it's launch. Trust me, it's fucking painful if you ask me, it happened to me one time I got the old 360 few days after Christmas. This was due to the rushed launch of the 360, or just buying a used one that may have already gotten the dreaded red ring.
This was (thankfully) solved with Microsoft holding a 3 Year warranty for repairs on the console. Well now we are in 2017, if you have this problem now and you had it for about what, 10 years? You are screwed. Or you can just buy a slim 360 which won't break down on you. So I guess you are not boned after all.
This was (thankfully) solved with Microsoft holding a 3 Year warranty for repairs on the console. Well now we are in 2017, if you have this problem now and you had it for about what, 10 years? You are screwed. Or you can just buy a slim 360 which won't break down on you. So I guess you are not boned after all.
by That2000'sKid March 8, 2017
Get the Red Ring Of Deathmug. by Aaron Allen September 10, 2021
Get the Bologna Ringmug. by PabloDeNoches February 27, 2021
Get the Peach Ring Vacuummug. by RocketPoweredAssBlaster3000 February 6, 2018
Get the Hobbit Ringmug.