Noah

A Noah is a man with a big ego who thinks he is the best at everything, who is surrounded by yes men.

"He's got such a big ego"
"Yeah he's such a Noah"

by Bin weevles enjoyed 69420 October 27, 2021

Noah

Noah is a person who likes sparkly guitars. He is very expressive with his hands and is quite but won’t shut up.

Person1:”hey have you seen Noah?”
Person2:”no I think he left early to go play Roblox on VR”

Person1:”he didn’t even clean up his hotdog station…”
Person3:”He’s just a kid”

by WendysWazoo August 12, 2022

Noah

Noah is the sexiest person you will ever meet

He is very nice and polite

He also has a very very very big and thick ass

Have you seen the new kid Noah he’s so hot

by NiftyTugboat596 November 20, 2022

Noah

He is a very handsome boy, who is aways chased by boys. He loves boys and her dads. The funniest thing about him is, that his cock is so long, that it reachs his his own mouth.

Boys: Look, it's Noah, I want to suck his cock.

by Airwaves46 November 22, 2021

Noah

Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.Also is a slut for Hardey's.

Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.

by I'm in hell November 9, 2019

noah edwards

is very retarded, also is cousins with tyler edwards

"that guy is such a noah edwards!"

by magabitch51 October 21, 2019

noah

Noah is someone who you can trust with personal information, things you cant tell to anyone else, even your most trusted person. They will stay by your side until they are unable to love anymore. Trust them how you would want to be trusted, believe them, love them unconditionally, or you’ll miss them when they let go.

I go to Noah whenever I need to let something out.

by laughingdiscoball July 21, 2024