The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".

Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom

by the stanky leg April 5, 2009

Goatted YouTuber

A Minecraft YouTuber that gets no bitches

Goatted is a Goatted YouTuber

by Goatted January 3, 2023

Goated

Something or someone who is a goat

Damn bro that shot was goated

Aye yo this rice is goated asf

by Freaky how.com November 18, 2019

GOAT

Greatest of all Time
BaoThaDemigod

Wow he a goat

by BaoThaDemiGod August 27, 2020

Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

nasty goat

When one puts goat cheese on another’s genitals and scrapes it off with there foot.

Person a: yooooo I just got nasty goat last night: person b: that’s lit bro no way

by yopersboy March 10, 2021

No-Goat

“When goat doesn’t like it”-Kurtis Conner

“No-Goat, he doesn’t like it”

by No-goat December 29, 2021