Dirty mike

The owner of a big fat fucking head

See that kool person over there his a dirty mike dont fuck with his fat head

by Fatheadmike April 3, 2020

Mike Done

Expressing disbelief at the actions of someone named Michael.

What horrible thing has Mike Done now?!

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

mike shrubb

a fucking dumbass. You know that kind of guy that shows up and burns shit down, literally, yeah that’s a mike shrubb.

Dude, he caught that car on fire.

Yeah, that’s what a mike shrubb does.

by rrrrehskfbs April 24, 2020

Mike Bryant

Mike Bryant is a tall, nice, loving man, but when it comes down to it he choose’s his bro’s over hoes even if Nikki Minaj’s ass was in front of him or Bhad bhabies tits. He will eat that ass so good you’ll nut out your caboose then when he licks your pussy it makes you orgasm because he’s looking at you right in the eyes. Besides that stuff he has really good bed game.

Mike Bryant slayed my pussy last night my asshole is stretched and I nutted so much when he licked my pussy

by Jameschargles April 27, 2020

The ol mike 1,2

Right before you give something away you check to make sure everything is in the bag or box.

Hey before you give out that order be sure to give it The ol Mike 1,2 please.

by cpt316 May 9, 2020

Mike

A name that's all

Hi mike

by Ysknjexvyr8h4h8hv49vh4 May 30, 2020

Miked Up

Means when a wired microphone is hidden on you so people aka a cop can listen to your conversations.

I was gonna confess to her, but then I realised she was miked up.

by poppy2212 February 18, 2020