synthetic lesbianism

Falsly being gay or lesbian

All the girl be having a problem with synthetic lesbianism

by redondahead May 14, 2015

Lesbian

Similar to Toddlers and turtles, as they also choke on plastic.

WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM LESBIAN(S), TODDLER(S), AND TURTLE(S).

by KingOfToasters1768 June 14, 2021

lesbian

When a female is attracted to other females. aka, me.
No, I don't want a threesome.
No, I don't feel anything when a guy flirts with me.

Chad:*wolf wistle* damn! You're hot!
Me:No Chad, I'm a lesbian.
Chad:I can turn you straight😏
Me:I already told you, I like Ebelyn!
Chad:Ebelyn don't got sh*t on dis!
Me:You can't be talkin'! You've never dated a girl in your life!
Chad:really? Name one slightly romantic thing ya'll've done.
Me:Let's see.. She had to take her backpack out of my lap, she let me punch her stomach blc it hurt, she always turns to me for help in math--
Chad:Alright! Fine!
Me:Thank you and good bie.

by I'm NOT Short!! May 17, 2023

Lesbian

Your mother

Yea ur mother's a lesbian

by Young midoriya May 24, 2021

Soft-boiled lesbian

A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.

Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_

"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"

by whispy82 October 9, 2023

Lesbian dike

A lesbian with strong thumbs that dresses like a boy

Lesbian dike can reload guns easily

by Niggerboie June 4, 2017

Lesbian Sigh

the deep sigh that lesbians (who aren’t together) give each other when they hug and don’t want to pull away.

lesbian 1: youre so cozy we should hangout more *Lesbian Sigh*
lesbian 2: *Lesbian Sigh* yeah youre right we should take a nap together

by PrettierThanEinstein September 20, 2023