Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"
by Shutupand August 23, 2016

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.
If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.
If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.
I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.
by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025

When someone smiles and the ends of their lips do not curve upward, leaving the smile to look completely horizontal, similar to a french fry laying on its side.
by mayalex September 19, 2021

1 French Bias describes every situation you commented on positive or negative but always develops to the most catastrophic result.
2 Being able to take so many hits that the enemy loses its endurance to continue beating.
2 Being able to take so many hits that the enemy loses its endurance to continue beating.
"The Grosser Kurfürst was just melting the Jean Bart B with it's secondary armament when French Bias hit and french damage saturation reached it's full potential: Even though the GK was at 90 000 HP, Jean Bart deleted it in a matter of seconds."
by N7_Machine December 26, 2021

by blockheadguy March 28, 2022

A form of kissing between partners, involving the tongue exploring the other’s mouth.
The part 2 of the following example will be created soon, under the word “jendyt”
It will involve sex. Check in December 27
The part 2 of the following example will be created soon, under the word “jendyt”
It will involve sex. Check in December 27
In the middle of the night, Tom was walking down the street, when he saw his friend Carolyn, wearing barely any clothing. She wore only a skinny bra top and jean shorts. He suddenly wanted her. Tom walked up to her, and pushed Carolyn up against a wall, and pressed his body against her. She was surprised, and started to get excited. She had been eyeing him for a while, and had wanted him so bad. He started kissing her. She kissed back. This went on for a moment until he frenched her. She moaned slightly, and closed her eyes, simultaneously leaning her head back. Then, he started to dry-hump her. She liked the feeling of his jeans rubbing against her bare skin. Then, Tom led Carolyn to his house, where his parents had just left for a weeklong vacation.
by Monosloq December 24, 2024

When two child molesters are in prison and agree to have gay butt sex with each other and finger each other's buttholes then one of them resends their consent 3 days later and claims he was raped by a fellow child molester
by Decker french September 15, 2022
