Me: GODDAMN!
Someone: What!? What happend?
Me: I was so drunk last night it felt like i was under some Bill Cosby pills
Someone: What!? What happend?
Me: I was so drunk last night it felt like i was under some Bill Cosby pills
by lightburn April 18, 2017
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A Bill Clinton is when you squeeze your dogs anal gland and he cums on your bitches blouse. An ode to the stain on the Blue dress. They said it was Bill but really it was the family dog. Bill was squeezing on the glands.
by ChronosOm February 20, 2021
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Chad: No thanks Bill !
Chad: No thanks Bill !
by buckswanzy February 25, 2022
Get the Bill Dysart mug.A defense strategy where one seeks to extricate oneself from a bad situation by claiming to be innocent by (a usually absurd) technicality. Named for former US president Bill Clinton, who popularized this strategy in the 1990s with his creative explanations for how he didn't actually smoke weed because he didn't "inhale", and most infamously, how he didn't technically lie when he said there is no sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky because "it depends on what the definition of "is" is."
Person 1: I just read an article about how Senator Rob Johnson claimed he didn't technically commit a crime by being involved in a plot to replace legitimate Electoral College electors with fraudulent ones in the 2020 election, because he was only involved for "a couple seconds"...
Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.
Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.
by Alex-2598 August 23, 2022
Get the Bill Clinton Gambit mug.There are four bases in a relationship
First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate
First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex
There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.
Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.
Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.
First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate
First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex
There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.
Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.
Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.
Troy: I heard Trevor played the Bill Cosby Card, Owen.
Owen: He did WHAT?
Troy: He pulled the Bill Cosby Card!
Owen: Did I hear that right?
Troy: Yes. Trevor boned Amanda just as they started dating and she filed a police report about a rape!
Owen: He did WHAT?
Troy: He pulled the Bill Cosby Card!
Owen: Did I hear that right?
Troy: Yes. Trevor boned Amanda just as they started dating and she filed a police report about a rape!
by Anonomous4002 June 16, 2020
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(i.e., Is Bill still sleeping? Yes, yes he is.)
2. A great friend, amazing listener, and road rage addict
(i.e., Is Bill still sleeping? Yes, yes he is.)
2. A great friend, amazing listener, and road rage addict
Becky: OMG, I have a Bill in my life! I am so lucky! He’s just screaming at traffic on the other side of the phone is all! That’s Bill
by Ladeeda June 29, 2020
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