Remember when you said you love me on the internet when we were 12 years old. Those little things were lifeboats to me when I was lost at sea hoping to kill myself because nobody loved me who was my type and such. I hope we never meet in person because I will never be happy again taking concerta and I feel like I live in nazi germany for that reason your judgmental eyes hate me and erroneously believe yourselves superior by sabotaging my life and I will never succeed in my life for these reasons.
Emily: yeah I thought about that too
Stupid: No you didn’t because you had a good life and I didn’t go fuck yourself you dumb white woman
Stupid: No you didn’t because you had a good life and I didn’t go fuck yourself you dumb white woman
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. When a person is mean to you for no reason even if she's your friend, despite all the attempts to satisfy her and being friendly
" - Damn why is she so mean and violent with me ?
- Don't worry dude it's normal...
- But I was kind with her
- ...She's got the Emilie's syndrome"
- Don't worry dude it's normal...
- But I was kind with her
- ...She's got the Emilie's syndrome"
by Maxmoshark November 6, 2019
Get the Emilie's syndromemug. Emily is the type of girl that is so nice and attractive but has a boyfriend and you can’t do anything about it so you sit there and pretend you like someone else when in reality emily is all you want.
by Zekelikesemily December 27, 2021
Get the emilymug. by emilya329 January 31, 2023
Get the emilymug. I’m going to kill myself this week before April 10th and I want you to know that you are the reason why. Thank you for knowing me online. I love you but I can’t keep living like this so I’m going to kill myself by jumping headfirst off of my roof like Liam Payne.
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. emily is the best girlfriend ever. she always see's the positive in life and never leaves your side. You should let her know how much you love her. No matter where u are in life she will always be by your side to give you a shoulder to cry on or give you a round of applause she gets very sensitive when she see's her loved one's in pain and if she ever falls in love with someone u should never let her go. you mean the world to her.
by Granha August 21, 2021
Get the Emilymug. 