bar

Bar is a name.
Bars are very good at programing and bad in bed.

Bar fucked me me mediocrely last night. But boy, he can program well.

by BigPenis19Inch November 22, 2021

Straight Bar

The opposite of a gaydar.

On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.

by CoolW October 24, 2018

Horizontal bar

A sport construction out of metal with a horizontal metal bar in the middle where you can try to to wind your body around it in several positions and directions.

Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.

Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.

Teacher: You! Come to the horizontal bar.
My balls: Ah, shit – here we go again…

by EroxHD [YT] October 27, 2019

ju ju bar

when you shit on a guy's dick and then you slap a ho.

dude james don't be a fag and just give him the ju ju bar.

by ju ju bar January 18, 2009

mars bar

a mars bar is when a man puts his cock into a girls vagina and when he pulls it out its covered in shit and cum. most people also like to lick this for extra pleasure!

dude i have a mars bar right now from this hairy fat chick...

by mrbigmarsbar October 26, 2025

Juice Bar

A place you go to get juice.

I went to the juice bar, Jeff. Why do you keep following me?

by Pddlover100 May 10, 2021

Wine bar widow

A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.

What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.

by What's going on. July 22, 2022