the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)
Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?
Alex: what
Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.
Alex: what
Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.
by tessa{!!!!!} January 4, 2009
Get the I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whoremug. she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.
"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."
"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."
"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."
by cuntsrus October 9, 2008
Get the why your mother sucks my asshole drymug. by ur sexual dad March 16, 2022
Get the shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fuckermug. Our old boss used to creep us out, and then we decided that he was a rest stop area queer-bait mother fucker!
by Recruiter June 25, 2009
Get the Rest stop area queer-bait mother fuckermug. Although I Agree with the previous definition, I would like to add a reference to the origin of the phrase.
The phrase itself became quite popular thanks to a Satiric TV show called Erez Nehederet (= Wonderful Country), In That show, we among other things followed up on a "Reality Show" called "Moskuna Project" talking about a family called the Moskunas that has to compete each other in order to remain part of that family. Every week, another member would be cast away from the family until only one is left as the true Moskuna.
In this show, every time the father was addressed by anyone his reply would always be "Leave me in your mother".
The phrase itself became quite popular thanks to a Satiric TV show called Erez Nehederet (= Wonderful Country), In That show, we among other things followed up on a "Reality Show" called "Moskuna Project" talking about a family called the Moskunas that has to compete each other in order to remain part of that family. Every week, another member would be cast away from the family until only one is left as the true Moskuna.
In this show, every time the father was addressed by anyone his reply would always be "Leave me in your mother".
"Hey Dad, where are you?"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"
"Happy Birthday!!!!"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"
"Happy Birthday!!!!"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"
by Shay S. July 21, 2008
Get the Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)mug. by awesome24678 May 26, 2010
Get the shit balls mother fucker in your mamas coochmug. The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
by Matt |2 August 28, 2006
Get the My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougatmug.