St bede's is a school full of absolute jokemen that are so addicted to flavored air that the fire alarm gets set off every 20 minutes. Most of the boys look like inbred rats and the girls look like haven't washed their tan off in 3 weeks. It has a school gym that is occupied by skinny rat looking nerds that can't pull girls to save their lives. We should feel pity on those who are forced to attend St Bedes because it is full of cretinous menaces to society that think they're bad because they're from the outskirts of london.
by lucy hoskins November 15, 2022
Get the St Bedesmug. A man, after being pegged and the toy removed from the rectum sprays shit everywhere, which slows to a slow lava flow of fecal matter and blood that does not stop.
After my Mom pegged me last night and removed the dildo from my ass, I had a Mt St Rectum Eruption that flowed for about a half hour. It stunk and took hours to get it all cleaned up. I can't wait until the next time.
by Headshok1962 July 3, 2025
Get the Mt St Rectum Eruptionmug. A very old man with a grey beard and grey hair
Often quite filthy
Comes from the term for santa old st filth
Often quite filthy
Comes from the term for santa old st filth
by grant yon wei astal September 21, 2007
Get the Old St Filthmug. Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022
Get the Michael St Johnmug.